Dear anotherfantasticday,
i don't really know how to tell you this, but Our affair is over. i think i realised it wheni threw up in your closet and i saw you put leeches on my avocado plant. im sure you're Masochistic enough to understand
That there is no solution to this. i'm returning your false teeth, but i will keep your mom as a memory. you should also know that i will never forget Eggplant-fetishism.
In pain, AnimeGirlXOX
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haha thought'd id try a letter meme, and according to its instructions you were to be the victim